For you, dear readers, Herald of War goes the extra mile. Bringing you teh weird is a solemn duty.
So imagine Herald’s happiness on learning the Second Coming is happening right now. A chap giving the name “Jesus Christ” is in custody in Armenia after trying to enter the parliamentary building without authority. Herald understands Mr Christ was wounded by guards just prior to his arrest.
Herald is sure you’ll join him in urging the Armenian authorities to be more lenient on Jesus this time around.